Trains are awesome! (And cheap)

I took the train down to Portland last weekend. Wow. So much leg room. So comfortable. So relaxing. So refreshing. So... awesome. Here's why:

1) Show up 5 minutes before the train leaves. (There's virtually no security)

2) Feel free to move about the cabin the entire trip (There's no seat-belts)

3) In fact, move about the cabin all the way to the restaurant car. Order yourself a drink. Or 5.

4) Go back to your seat and drunk dial your ex-girlfriend (You can use cell phones on trains)

5) Should you get in a fight with your ex, talk as loud as you want. Chances are you're the only person in that car.

6) Afterwards, put the arm rest up and pass out. You're wasted and need some rest. I guarantee no one's sitting next to you.

7) Smile. This trip costs less than driving, and WAY less than flying.

8) Trains are awesome.