Quit laying land-mines...

I'm Back in the ATL working valet. So here's what I'm going to do with this blog : I'm going to write about the nasty, disgusting, weird, and hilarious things I come across parking cars for a living.

People fart right before they get out of the car. Here's why...

Generally party-goers pre-funk before they go out (Drink heavily to save money).

In route they realize they have to fart. Knowing they are almost at the bar, they hold it.

Right as they get out, they let loose, trapping the noxious fumes in the car.

I hop in the car and get slapped in the face with the worse smelling ass gas you can imagine.

This is what my six year education has come to.

It happens 1 out of every 4 cars. Seriously.

Usually it's a car full of girls.

I want to invent a phrase for this. Let's call it it "Laying a land-mine."